I am channeling Frank Constanza. Come on though moms (and dads). There are those moments when there is so much noise that those are the words you are screaming in your mind. Right?
My youngest lovely children are in competition for the airspace around them at almost all times. They MUST fill it with sound. From the moment they wake up they talk constantly. I don't know if anyone elses kids are like this. I don't spend enough time with anyone else's kids. We were on our way home from gymnastics today, and Alyssa and Sarah were talking. This is how it went (60 seconds of the drive home):
Alyssa: Did you see my cartwheels? She wants me to do one handed cartwheels. I don't know if I can.
Sarah (simultaneously): Where is my cup? What happened to the ice in my cup? Alyssa do you have my cup?
Alyssa: Do you think I can do a one handed cartwheel? I don't like Dairy Queen water. It tastes gross.
Sarah: I can do a one handed cartwheel. It's so easy. Alyssa give me my cup!!
Alyssa (shoving cup at Sarah): It isn't your turn to sit in the front anyway! Here's your stupid cup. Mom! There's a deer! Mom!! Did you see that tree? I like those trees that are cut so that they have shapes, you know, like a circle and then the stem and then another circle at the top?
Sarah: Mom! I think Aunt Traci is at Grandma's house! What do you think they are doing? There were 5 people at Grandma's table. What were they doing?
Alyssa: Sarah, can you do a bridge and then stand up? I can go down into a bridge. But I can't stand up. That's really hard.
Sarah: I bet they are having dinner. I can go into a bridge but I have to have help standing up but only sometimes but I bet today I can do one. We should practice when we get home. Alyssa! We should have a contest when we get home. Or do you want to play Barbie's? We could have a gynastics (yes, gynastics not gymnastics) competition and do cartwheels and whoever does the best cartwheel wins. Mom can be the judge. Mom! Can you be the judge of our contest? Please???
ETC...
This is a very typical conversation! I have stopped several of this kind of conversation lately and said GIRLS!! STOP TALKING!! I don't think this is normal!! Other children DO NOT talk this much! This was one minute of my life with these girls!!! And NO! I cannot judge your gymnastics competition. Or referee your silly arguments! I am hoping this is a phase. Please tell me I am not alone here. Is this an age thing (14 months apart)? Or a girl thing? Or a Thams kid thing (no frame of reference)?
Alyssa and Sarah do have some seriously redeeming moments. Alyssa loves everyone, everything, and intensely. She loves animals (her cat/Aunt Ann's cat, our dog, random lawn critters). She once spent an entire afternoon loving a tree frog and another loving and naming bunnies found in our yard. She thinks everything is cute. She also loves her family like that, including Sarah. This is the first year that she is the big sister at school because Haley is at Middle School, and she is awesome at it.
Sarah has an attitude about everything, but underneath that attitude is genuine love for everyone (mainly me, her Dad, and Jesus). She gets in trouble a lot. But when I talk to her about what she did wrong and ask her what she should do to fix it, she tells me that she should pray for forgiveness. You can't be mad after your kid says that.
These two are going to be in a wedding in October. I thought I would show you all one of their finer, quieter (because a picture can't speak) moments, so here they are trying on their dresses and hair for the wedding of my handsome cousin Joel and his lovely bride Katy:
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See?? They can pretend to love each other! |
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Alyssa & Sarah in a curtsy for the camera | | | | | | | | | | |
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In other exciting news: my sister Allison and her husband John had their baby yesterday!! He is SOOOO cute! His name is Ernest Phillips Schoonover, named after my father Ernest K. Phillips, a.k.a. Phil. I don't know if this makes him a junior because he isn't the first generation after my dad, but he isn't going to be called junior, so I don't think it matters. He is going to be called Phil. I love it. I think it's an honor to be named after a great man, and baby Phil definitely has that honor. He is a beautiful baby, born into a beautiful family. Here he is!
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Baby Phil and Allison |
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Beautiful baby Phil |